Birthday Party

Murder mysteries? Chase scenes? Brawl? Music? Portal Cake? AWW YEAH! It's time for a Massacre!

So many people showed up for my party! Everybody but Ryan (not his fault, no money). I hooked my friend Rym with my other friend Yuki and Nitron with Kavo. My matchmaking streak is up to 24-0 now baby! It was a 16th birthday party to remember for the rest of my life. Took a lot of pics and I'm putting them on Facebook after this post.

Well let's go in order. I had ginger ale and orange pop for drinking and three different types of chips (Normal, Barbecue and Ketchup). No-one was allowed in the fridge but me and my mom though because of the Portal Cake. We made that for everyone with a birthday in March and it turned out like an exact replica. My ice cream cake was waiting but I had no idea the surprise in store.

When we came inside we got a card. It said that we were playing a Role-Playing game together while the party was going on. This birthday party was made by our "Gym Teacher" being played by Neo. My mom was the Counselor and Amanda was the principal. Now each of us had a deformity that we had to figure out why we had. For example: I had the fact that every once in a while I would get amnesia and forget where I was and why I was there. When I was reminded thanks to the guests I would have a splitting headache. Eventually we found out Dan had killed us and we were ghosts. We had to find out how we died -I had my brain carved out- and tell Dan to take a part of his soul so that he died. It was a lot of fun. I tried to play music but if I did I was deafening Abigail! Clever bastards!

We had the cakes. Zeratoth flipped when he saw the Portal Cake and I flipped when I saw Nia and Simon from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann on my cake. They stole it from this laptop's background! I screen-capped that from the anime itself. Ha ha. INB4 moon is cockblock.

We then hooked up the systems and played Super Smash Bros. Brawl and Saiyu channeled the power of Ganja Man. He played Luigi and used Ganja Space and won the match. Later on, we played New Super Mario Bros. Wii. It was a great party overall and I had a lot of fun.

Sleeping arrangements were horrid. Saiyu, Ippo and Nitron were on the floor of my room while Gheb, Zera and P6 were in the bed. I was on the floor in my nanna's room with Mitch and Neo. Mom, Kyoni, Yuki and Epona were in the bed. We had some lulz before heading to sleep. I couldn't sleep so I switched with Rym in the room with Khuum and Kyubi.

All and all I'd like to thank everyone who showed up for making my birthday amazing. I love you all.

--Massacre

HENSHIN! Kamen Rider Terra!

Final Attack Ride! R-R-R-Riot Blade!

OK now that I've gotten the geeky shit over with time for a Massacre. My friends Zera and Ippo decided to stay another night and Yuki kinda sorta bailed on me. That's cool, thank god for the Nakama. For those of you reading this and aren't anime geeks, GTFO! Seriously though Nakama means a friendly family, I'm sure I said that. Kyubi is being an asshole right now. Can't go into full detail but Ippo MAD.

Party on Friday bitches time to ROCK OUT WITH MY PROVERBIAL COCK OUT!

FOR OURS IS THE DRILL THAT SHALL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?

March Break

Hey again bloggers! Time for another Massacre. This post is brought to you by the powers of March Break and Ghebology. They go hand in hand of course but, then again, Ghebology will take any hand. I'm digressing so let's get this blog underway.

My entire March Break is planned and it feels good to be a teenager with plans. Yesterday was my birthday, I'm officially 16 years old now. It feels good, This is my first birthday in which I actually feel myself becoming a year older. For it I got a wickedly sweet slide show from my parents to the tune of "I Swear". Also I got my laptop, which I'm typing on right now.

Today Zera and Ippo are coming over followed by Neo later on. We'll get in some Dissidia: Final Fantasy training and I'll finally learn how to play Megaman Starforce. After we might play some Enchanted Arms or watch Kodomo No Jikan (A Child's Time), the SWEETEST ANIME EVER and it's about a love story between a 9 year old and a 26 year old. So yeah...

Tomorrow I'll hang out with Yuki. It's been a while since we've done that. Pretty much since I moved to Ching. It'll be nice to reminisce and catch up. Also I gotta hand her a picture of me and mom for Blaze's b-day gift. Hope she doesn't read this...

Thursday I'm going shopping with Abigail and Navi. I get to pick dresses out for them^^. It'll be awesome I can't wait. Abi also might pick something out from AE for me XD. I might be a doll too. Yay!

Friday is my party. Everyone will be there and it'll be so awesome. Dancing and video games, life is good. Ippo got a girlfriend and he's a lot happier now. Kitty came down on Monday (my b-day) and we hung out. She coming again on Saturday before Blaze's party (If anyone asks, the party starts at NOON *shifty eyes*). Blaze's party is at Wildwood on Saturday at 4:30...I mean NOON. Ahem. Moving on. I made a video journal that seems to be working out fine.

See you later people!

--Massacre

Down the Rabbit Hole and Back Again

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Love Resurrection?

Two posts in one day. Odd. Well I'm currently talking to an ex of mine that I broke up with. I'm still in love with her and she still loves me. I want to be with her again and she feels the same. I have to talk to Sam. Explain to her that I like her, but I love Kitty. For blog purposes we'll call her Kitty. We felt the best together. We had the ability to make each other smile in every possible way. I'm getting my hopes up and I know I shouldn't.

Worst Boyfriend Ever

I hate myself. Great way to start a blog, eh? But I really do. I hate how I act, what I say, what I do, who I am. Today I made explicit rude, disgusting, perverted comments toward a friend of mine that I'm falling hard for. While my girlfriend was there. Navi (girl I commented on) laughed about it, as did my surrounding friends, even Sam, but I hated myself for it. I wanted to say what I was thinking. But how do you blurt out something like "I can't get my mind off of you. You're the perfect girl in my opinion. You're breathtakingly beautiful and one of the sweetest girls I've ever met and all I want to do is hold you in my arms the same way you'd like to be held by him."? Him. Navi asked me to set her up with a man. I couldn't exactly say "I don't want to. I want you". So I set her up with my friend Ryan. He's vastly superior to me in every way, and much better looking. He doesn't fuck up his sentences by saying inappropriate bull shit. He plays in a rock band. All in all, he's perfect. And she's perfect. So they're meant for each other. Just another of the 100+ girls who have rejected me. I'm happy for them. Now to go cry...

A stroll through memory lane

Today was one of the most peaceful days I've had in a long time. Although I didn't get to make the biscuits that we were promised in class, it could have gone worse. We had a speaker talk to us today in Careers about the Apprenticeship Program. Sounds amazing but I know where I'm going. After high school I'm heading to Guelph University to study Biochemistry. I hope one day I could be the main reason why science evolves to a whole other level. Even history was ok. We had a unit test and I feel that I did pretty well despite not knowing anything of Vimy Ridge. Which was worth 6/40 marks so bollacks to that. When I think back, Germany got screwed over big time in WWI. For those of you who don't know, here's a rundown. WWI was started when a terrorist kid with a handgun from a Serbian terrorist group shot the Archduke Ferdinand of Austria-Hungary and his wife Sophia. So double bollacks for Serbia. Germany, at the end of the war, due to the Treaty of Versailles, was forced to take the blame for starting it. WTF? Sorry folks, but history fascinated the fuke outta me.

But what was the highlight of my day you might ask? I had a date with a really sweet and special woman today. I went to pick up Sam at her All Girls Catholic School. Teachers were surrounding her at the doorway saying things like, "When's he gonna get here huh? Huh? HUH?". Seriously bitch I gotta walk, gimme some time! Fuckin nuns I swear to...well you get the point. After liberating her from that shit-tasm we took a walk through like 3 different parks. Living in a town where you can barely walk through the streets in daytime without getting jumped, it felt amazing to walk through a secluded park and not have to worry. It was warm today so I wore my leather jacket undone, marking the first time I've worn it at all in that town. First time for everything, right? Well we passed like 3 different elementary schools, one for each park to be exact, and one was even my old elementary school. My stroll had literally turned down memory lane. Before we departed I placed a gentle kiss on her lips and walked back to school, light in my step and happier than I had been in a long time.

Weekend approaching fast and teachers are hinting at a lot of homework. See you soon bloggers! Massacre out!